Decrees - League-wide alterations to the rules of the Internet Blaseball League.
- Title Belt - Win the Championship to claim the Belt, then Defend it in Title Matches next Season. The Holder of the Belt is protected from Steals and Swaps and guaranteed a Postseason Birth. Should the Holder win the Championship, they will claim a Title.
- Pennants - The Champion of each season will play the following season under Pennants, starting every game at a severe disadvantage. Win the Internet Series under Pennants in order to Repent.
- Based Evolution - Every Third Championship a Team wins will cause the Team and its Players to Evolve. Players that round the phylogenic Bases will get to go Home.
- Plunder - Steal a Player from the idols board, send a random Player from your Team back.
- Exchange - Swap a Player from a Team in the opposite Subleague with a Player from your Team.
- Foreshadow - Swap a Player from your Shadows to your active roster.
- Infuse - Boost a player on your Team by 15% to 30%.
- Trust - Receive a mystery Benefit for one of your Team's Players.
- Alternate - Call in an Alternate for a Player on your Team.
- Revoke - Revoke a Player from your Roster.
- Enrich - Pick a modification for your Team next season.
- Organ Replacements - Re-rolls your Team's 3 worst pitchers.
- Uncle Indemnity - Recruit the Hardboiled Uncle Plasma to your Team.
- The Big Sip - Recruit the Hardboiled Liquid Friend to your Team.
- Summoning Circle - Re-roll your Team's 3 worst hitters.
- Earlbirds - Your Team will play 20% better during next Season's Earlseason.
- Late to the Party - Your Team will play 20% better during next Season's Lateseason.
- Tag Team Pitching - Improve your team's pitching by 10%. The last place team in the opposite subleague also gets +10% team pitching.
- Tag Team Hitting - Improve your team's hitting by 10%. The last place team in the opposite subleague also gets +10% team hitting.
- Wind Sprints - Run. +15% Team Baserunning
- The Rack - [cartilage and bone snapping] +15% Team Defense
- The Best Defense - Is good offense. Swap your best hitting pitcher into your lineup.
- The Best Offense - Is good defense. Swap your best pitching hitter into your rotation.